My femshep has always been and always will be Kate Beckinsale

Right until the government mandates that all cars must be autonomous and we no longer have the freedom to drive as we want how we want.

Yup I was so in fear of car thieves that I consider it well worth it to lose thousands of dollars just to put one in the hospital. Waiting until he ran out of gas and then shooting him in the head with a 15c bullet would have made everyone happy, now no one is happy. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Thanks officer, now instead of recovering it I can sell it for scrap metal at a tiny fraction of its value. Here’s your donut, hope you choke on it.

Seriously? If someone stands by a freeway exit ramp and gets hit by a car the problem is lax safety laws? At what point do people have to take responsibility for their own safety and their own lives?

Yes, still don’t really give a shit. Besides would you want to listen to a few extra minutes of Chris Evans sounding awkward?

This man was not involved and is not connected to the family in any way:

And the news segment was pointless outside of the UK.

Did anyone else notice Evans’ jeans made him look like he pissed himself in every studio segment?

She can scratch whatever she wants, that car, my back, it’s all hers for the taking.

Yeah, that sounds like a personal problem to me.

Nah, it’s probably for his 20-year old mistress.

Those are independent contractors, each one of them can join the teamsters union right now and it won’t make a damn bit of difference. While they cannot collectively bargain as Uber employees since they aren’t employees, they can join a union on an individual basis at any time without a vote.

I just want a generic gun badge that covers all of them, that way they don’t have to make value judgements on what might piss off their hippie segment.

A Prius outrunning the police? Bicycle cops?

Thank you for saying that, I’ve been trying to convince these 26 year old idiots about Drake for over a year now.

You do that too? I asked Subaru to make a badge for shooting sports.

I’m always in a rage, traffic just makes it a murderous rage.

Okay I have to say about the paddles, eff that, if they changed those to a button I’d move back to a manual even if it makes me want to murder people on my morning commute.