Do you really think a 5 year old understands the concept of “haters”? No. They hear “girls can’t do this” and they stop, because they are 5.

Let’s pretend the new crop of F1 drivers are 20, because the math will be easier. 17 years ago when they started in karts, it was unheard of for a little girl to be out there. It’s still rare now! It’s going to take 10 or 15 years at least before there are enough girls actually making it through the ranks to get…

You forgot the big one: Clarence “Uncle” Thomas was at the EEOC when he fucked with Anita Hill.

I am not super religious, but how do we go about getting one of those global flood do overs?

That's enough being awake for today.

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They are a thing. And when you combine them with a beard, it’s known as The Full Brooklyn.

Cat, not car.

Sometimes it works perfectly, people! (dammit kinja, you’d better show this photo)

Not quite presidential enough.

What do you think the odds are that this model shaved his moustache and dyed his hair after this campaign? (Perhaps undergoing a complete Face-Off makeover in the process, just to be safe.)

The instructions at Groupon are marvelous.

Next it will be man dog buns for dogs.

Of topic: My sister bought my father a Tribble for his birthday. It vibrates and purrs and screams and is motion activated. It’s my favorite family member.

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“I need to find a bunch of photos of Lamar Odom so I’m just going to google ‘Black NBA player’”

Or the dude was just a tool?