Look I’m just here to take things too seriously and be an asshole and I’ll have no lip from you about it.

The vents are see-thru, but does not really work much.

cotd

Oh. My. God.

Dear Toyota:

Lead image is great; Last image is horror.
Did they build it on a party bus frame?
Aren't velocity stacks intake-related?
What has become of the tailgate?
Is the original trunk area even accessible?
Why all the jerry cans?
Does this look infected to you?

This makes me feel things...but im not sure they are good things.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way...

I was at the Rock Store about 15 years ago and Jay Leno rode-in on his jet motorcycle. He told us a great story. He said a car pulled close-up behind him at a light. Jay was annoyed, so he rolled-on the throttle and his exhaust melted the guys plastic grill, Jay could see it sagging in his rear-view TV!

I’ve driven one of these. It’s terrifying not because of its speed per se, but the throttle response under acceleration and deceleration is ridiculously delayed. You have to think about what’s going to happen 3s down the road, at ALL times. Doesn’t sound like much, but on a motorcycle, and a motorcycle like that more…

Is this real?

Less thrust, more shaft power!

Did this guy kick your dog or fuck your sister or something???

It’s more of a control problem than a speed problem. They’re saying that the steering program was probably too conservative; with things like these you’re reading input, but instead of reacting to every little shift you’re blending x amount of data together to smooth the response. The thing definitely can steer itself…

“The entire experience is very much like driving the Ferrari, except nobody hates you”

It’s really oxymoronic.....you make a living off of conspicuous consumption, but you don’t come off as a total popped collar asshole. Bravo sir, bravo—you’re a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.

Nope, the cold dead eyes of Aaron Hernandez one post below yours on the front page are more creepy.

a coupling like that could re-animate the third reich

I totally understand!

wheels should be white