“He ain’t done, he’s gonna fuck more shit up”.................PRICELESS

I don’t know why he didn’t throw in the second set of seats before taking the photo. I mean shit, it’s only a few bolts to do it.

Damn new fangled modern shite. 66 should only EVER be traversed in a 66 Mustang convertible. NOTHING ELSE EVER. Do you hear me Collins?

My ears heard him call the track worker a dumbfuck, in which case I’d let it burn to the ground too. Driver is clearly an asshat.

Yes !

Way too much to pay for something so pig dog ugly.

We all know the dick size rule applies directly here. Small Dick = Big Truck

But who would be in a hurry in this ?

It looks like it’s been well and truly thrashed. Nope. Nope and more Nope

Nope, nope and a shitload of Nopes. Here is what you want cubby. It’s light and goes anywhere and you can’t even feel it when you are towing it. Just get a fricking moke. We bush bashed the crap out of these down under and they really do go anywhere. We know that because we used to rent them and take them everywhere…

I think we could work Touch and Gos into a dirty weekend. “Hang on honey, I’m coming in hot” !!! While the onboard computer screams “Pull out, Pull out, Pull out”!!

What ? You’ve never dreamed about copulating with a 747 ?

Or they are just born idiots.

Hard to find sympathy for someone so stupid.

LOL.... Ferrari owners escape Ferraris on fire every day. This is just one more day in the life of a Ferrari owner. I hear they wake up every day wondering if today will be they day THEIR car goes Tibetan monk on them.

She is as cute as a pixie on acid. She can use an angle grinder and a welder and she loves wrenching, AND SHE SWEARS. What is there not to like? Marry me now Simone.

37, this is 45, over.

Not my president dude and she is as ugly as a hat full of busted asses and she favors rapists and violent criminals going free (because they are people too). Get yourself some perspective before you open your yap.

It’s the one that looks like it’s always biting all the other cars.

Bananas, ice cream and honey ? What a pity they did not crash at the same time in the same place. Banana splits anybody ?