Shooting brake ??? More like a shooting flip-flop. This things rusted in the showroom before anybody even bought them.

“Another possibility is that the civilian triggered the ejection accidentally,”

I think the real reason it failed is the men behind it. I mean how can you trust a man who grows his hair to hide his ears.

I’m sorry just looking at it.

You call it mustard, I call it baby shit yellow. Been there, done that, don’t want to do it again.

Now if Tracy were to sell all the jeeps he has and then borrow $4,998, he could drive this home today and never have to wrench again. David, think how much your neighbors and family would love you. They will speak to you again. Think of the children if nothing else. And you would know that heady and exhilarating…

And that spike was when flying became cheap enough for the masses so there was a spike also in the number of people flying, in what was outdated 1960s technology, but when fly by wire technology kicked off in the 80s, planes continued to get safer. Your president is an imbecile.

Dude be like a zombie with an appetite for rust rather than brains. That unhuman thang can smell rust at 100 yards and it actually changes his metabolism, while at the same time making him involuntarily open his wallet and offer money to whoever is standing in front of him. As a kid, the others used to steal hi lunch-m…

Be nice to see Harley buy it for display.

A 2 wheel drive Jeep ?!?!?!?!?! WTF, just WTF. WHY ??

Listen guys and gals. I’d rather have the 88 4runner than the 2002 and here is why. I don’t earn a lot and will probably have well maintained used cars for whatever time I have left on this mortal coil.

Do it still exist ? Anyone ?

With that door open like that, if it were a person I’d say someone shot it in the face.

That thing is as ugly as fuck !

And that in itself is why I will never live in a home where there is a HOA. NEVER. Most of these dicks (pun intended) are pissant individuals who have never exercised any power in their miserable lives and being on a HOA goes straight to their tiny little pin heads.

This guy is as funny as fuck. I wish I spoke Russian. In fact I think Jalopnik should hire him as a regular columnist.

I’ve never really understood the American “salvage title” concept when applied to a simple fender bender like this. It appears that the airbags did not even deploy. Who actually gains with applying salvage title to a car like this??  Shit, down under we would just throw a few new cosmetic parts on it and it’s as good…

No, it was the Saturn F-1 engine that got us to the moon, not the H-1.

Get it going again ?!?!?!?! WTF Torch. This is not a beetle engine. That H-1 will NEVER run again. Knowing engines as you do, you should know this. Putting it in a museum is the best hope.

You need to find a welder whose final result after welding resembles an “abandoned and stressed” rust appearance. It would be a shame to add a “new metal” look to all that delightful rust. Or of you do add new metal, please age it a bit after installation to blend it in.