I seem to remember having a Hot Wheels version of this as a kid.

I preempt my recovery by not having accidents. Hey, it works for me.

A little LSD may also help during the process.

But none so batshit crazy to pull off a role like this, Certainly not in Australia at that time.

As an Aussie, I am proud as shit that my country is indirectly responsible for this batshit craziness. I wonder if it would even exist today if Mel Gibson’s mum had not given birth to her son.

Yes but how can we get them all to meet David’s minimum rust requirements in such short time.

Sorry but I won’t ride anything whose name rhymes with poop. This looks like something for women or men who wished they had vaginas.

I went with mates a couple of times back in the late 80s when I still lived back home in Australia. It always seemed to rain and by the end of the day we were drunk, deaf, wet, and tired as hell from staggering around the mountain but it was a hoot all the same.

What a screwed up world we live in that a car like this is totaled for a tiny bumper scratch. Throw some bondo at it an nobody would ever know.

He was lucky. There are some dipshit redneck cops who would have tased him for daring to question the wisdom of “the force” and for disobeying a direct order to “remove the damn computer NOW”.

I don’t know why NP or CP keep showing these crazy customized rides. I can’t remember the last time a heavily customized ride was NP. Nobody wants to buy somebody else’s bad taste, simple as that.

Not to mention specialist tooling and component installation tools that a resto shop just does not have access to.

So which one of your existing rust on wheels will you dump to make space for the new baby? I would also recommend you keep the older jeeps away from this one or they may well gang up and beat the shit out of this smarmy and oh so complete and rust free interloper.

This would be a great candidate to go electric.

That was the earlier seasons. Once he dumped that Daryl character and the shit-for-brains son-in-law, the show changed. It’s so straight now that I often find it boring and wish they would bicker a bit.

He’s a dweeb to be sure but that daughter of his.....................Hmmmm...tasty.

Loved the Maxi. we didn’t get it down under but I had several land crabs (1800s) including an Aussie ute version. They were great cars, comfortable and with big slow revving long stroke engines that loved the open road. 

I’m from down under and back in the 80s we “lads” used to rent these on many of the tourist islands and resorts on the north east coast in Queensland and we used to bush bash the absolute shit out of them. A group of 4 guys with an esky (cooler) was a rental operators worst nightmare. These curious little cars were…

Opps, too late for me. Forgot to pull out in time.