Sorry Jalopnik but this is a dumbass story. The more you thrash and destroy rental cars, the more the rental premium goes up FOR EVERYBODY to cover damaged and written off vehicles.

I want to turn away from her but I can’t. Am I sick ? It’s hypnotic and I kinda wanna touch myself. LOL

Sorry but this is a real nothing dick story that did not need to waste a webpage.

Now if only Richard Gere had passed by and kissed him on the cheek as he was being dissed by the sales staff. This really was a “pretty woman” opportunity.

The VW Logus 1.8 is pre OBDII. You have to also remember, this is Brazil and that includes lower build quality and less effective QA. When I arrived here in 1994 they were still using beetles as taxis and continued to do so where I am until the last one was retired in 2011. This country is not sophisticated and you…

Robin:“Holy wax and polish Batman”.

No doubt it would have some type of universal latch and lock mechanism that can be fitted to any vehicle.

In Brazil, where I’ve lived for 23 years, it’s more than you imagine. Poor quality fuel, often with a overly high ethanol content (dictated by government policy depending on the price of sugar vs oil, which causes problems in non-flex engines Really). And it’s not unusual for gas stations here to be busted for…

Mate, it’s just an expression to emphasize that the engine has never been fucked with. Don’t think too hard about it. ;-)

These are everywhere here in Brazil but they were not built here, they were built in Argentina. As for the donk, it’s a rock. Most use the diesel version of the 1.8 AP, one of the most solid engines VW ever built. I drive a VW Logus which has the gasoline version coupled to a Golf transmission and mine has done…

I’ve got a better deal. You pay me US$4000 and I’ll tow it to the scrapyard for you. This made me vomit in my mouth. Thanks Jalopnik.

I could watch this silly shit all day. I can see this one becoming the basis for some memorable memes.

I’d flash my hairy butt at it, but nothing more.

“Oh, the clutch cable just snapped in the middle of stop-and-go traffic on 17th street.”

Damn thing sticks to the asphalt like shit to a blanket.

That’s still no excuse for this type of asshattery.

You are a prize jackass son !

So your cousin is a whore. Big deal. And calling our beloved Torch’s response a “dick response” will not win you any friends here pal. Please show me the “grey area” in this case? The federal judge did not see a grey area, so what ? are you smarter than a federal judge ? Do you know the law better ? You sir are…

The judge said he is NOT breaking ANY zoning laws. What don’t you understand about the difference between a hobby and a business ?