I wish there was a website of people telling Koko about any bit of news and then taking pictures of her reacting to them. "Koko reacts to growing ISIS threat."

YA YA YA, YA YA YA

pretty sure the 't' is silent

More like No Balance, amirite?

if you were really from st louis, you'd have just ignored Drew and gone about your hard-working, blue-collar business.

Reel recognize reel.

it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

My tip, my tip!

Skeletor in the front, party in the back.

Hah. No, Disney would just annihilate the NFL. They work on a completely different corporate level. The NFL can't get a football team into LA. Disney gets enormous theme parks built in China. IN CHINA. That involves working a system that Goodell couldn't even begin to comprehend.

"...And coming up on our next segment: could Janay Palmer have prevented this by being The Good Wife? The Good Wife, an Emmy award winning drama starring Julianna Margulies, premiers on September 21 at 9:30 ET/9:00 PT only on CBS..."

I don't think there's anything sinister going on here. Maybe Brown just got him mixed up with someone else he had kicked in the face that day.

I seriously love that it's actually possible Goodell will actually be fired for this.

"this guide to plan a whole day of not watching people violently shorten their lives"

[Insert trite comparison to Ray Rice here]

Whoa, that "Caps For Sale" reference just triggered a massive childhood flashback.

Um...Hitler was born in Austria. I would hope you've heard of him.