Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

We are long lost siblings. *pats shoulder awkwardly, having never learned affection.*

kermit did 9/11

It was a book series as well: that’s how I remember them.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

This is a terrible fucking analysis.

Don’t you love getting blown?” I say to him immediately. We have funny, witty banter.

A video.

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

I’ll see you in heck!

“he’s also quite possibly the greatest boxer who has ever lived.”

I preferred the British original, Cougarton Abby.

Already used to glorious effect:

How do you know it’s shitty? You’re deaf.