sorry I had to...

I made this for you

Seriously, look at the contrast in color between hand and face (and I’m talking top of the hand). Those aren’t even in the same row at the paint samples rack at Lowe’s.

I think that once the impeachment inquiry & spectacle get up and going, Republicans on the committee will be dragging Biden’s son through the mud to such an extent that Joe’s numbers will take a big hit. I just hope he gets the message soon enough.

I would suggest Biden stay in the race, if only to have Trump commit more impeachable offences attempting to have Biden investigated. Last week it was Ukraine, yesterday China, what country will it be today?

Karma’s a bitch, eh Kevin?

Addendum 2: I forgot the soundtrack. Of COURSE there’s a Firewater song for that!

Addendum: THIS is why Kevin McCarthy is whining about the House Republicans not having a say in all these subpoenas.

Knock ‘em down, Christian soldiers, knock ‘em down.

Ugh, when my grandpa was dying, he was being talked into buying new cars, shit on QVC, things for a woman that we think he thought was his girlfriend, and fucking SURGERIES - yeah, like fucking doctors were selling his ass knee replacements while his liver was failing. Of course I miss him, but I don’t know if I could…

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

If they don’t look like pale Boss Nass, they can’t be trusted.

The other day someone in the comments said this stance looks like a centaur missing his rear legs and now I can’t unsee it. 

“YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A F***ING IDIOT!”

I didn’t think it would happen this soon but he’s starting to unravel! He was very angry at a news conference this morning and a really dark orange!

My shocked face is my normal face.

So ... Trump is lying. Fox News is lying to support Trump’s lies.

Okay, so who didn’t Trump call to ask for help in discrediting Mueller? I’m thinking that’s a much smaller list, and therefore easier to remember.

“White House aides apparently looked into a cost estimate for a trench alongside the border wall filled with snakes or alligators”

Here’s hoping he makes a TV appearance tonight to talk about the subpoena!