I do want to take a moment to pause from all the battles that go on here at Splinter on a daily basis to say seeing that vile and irredeemable piece of human garbage actually starting to worry and maybe, just maybe, feel the walls closing him on for the first time in his entire miserable existence, has been like…

I was wondering what could possibly have gotten the Republicans on board with releasing the IG’s report, but it seems clear now: they are hoping to pull a Barr Report thing.

(feeling giffy today)

The idea of his misery delights me.

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.

I hope you’re sweating grease, you pig of a POTUS

The twitter meltdown is going to be epic. I welcome the additional evidence he will surely (if unintentionally) provide. 

Now that it’s been vetted to hell

We are talking “lovingly grown by Grainger County, TN Lesbians heirloom tomatoes” here.

I thought Republicans didn’t have time on their hands to do this kind of shit because they were all busy working?

Evidently Pelosi is “preparing an action” for tomorrow.

I doubt it’s formal commencement of impeachment proceedings, but a guy can hope.

A guy can also hope that we collectively understand that this is going to galvanize the living fuck out of Trump’s base, and if he’s not convicted and removed from office, they’ll be…

Tomato Face Hall of Fame.

This is some deep-cut Tomato work right here. 

Lewis cited being “deeply concerned about the future of our democracy”

There you go. If Trump had ever even once faced a consequence for his actions, we’d all be a lot better off. But here we are. He gets told, “you’re violating laws” and he says “do something about it” and nothing happens.

“I did that bad thing, so what?” has been the mantra this shitstain has lived his entire life by and not one single fucking person in a position of power ever stood up to him and said “It’s illegal, that’s what” and held him accountable.

Roman finds your joke humorous and pledges to kill you instantly instead of letting you suffer:

The luxury yacht Eclipse is owned by Israeli-Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. I assume he is chugging out to the Great Pit of Carkoon to toss in some plebians.

This is a bad take. Frustration, alongside normalization, is a main part of their game plan.

Did 8chan shut down for an afternoon or something?