Nah B.  You’re going to want to run toward the flash.  It’s the only reasonable thing to do.

The Blazers wanted a gallop, but he gave them a Kanter

and is another impractical attempt to disrupt and distract the president from his official duties

That presumes Mexico counts as a safe third country, which is an assessment that fails even basic scrutiny. If you’re going to pop in and spew misinformation, at least pretend you’ve done the bare minimum to back up your bullshit.

“Reminder that” blah blah blah.

This is what every Republican voter in America happily voted for. This is what they wanted. 

Also, they’ve achieved the critical amount of press coverage necessary to prevent getting fired.

I posted something similar earlier in the day. I’ll reiterate:

Sad, begrudging star was awarded.

This is just window dressing to hide the giant boner the whole administration has for a war with Iran and Trump’s desperation to get the “war time bump” in approval ratings.   My guess they’re going to try to drag this out so that it will still be in the “honeymoon phase” of war approval for the general election.   If…

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.

Unless Trump appoints her to be an ambassador in Whales.

...the mistake was in thinking it was a comedy, rather than a documentary.

What she plans to do next: A book deal, a speaking circuit, and eventually holding office at the Arkansas-state level (most likely the Governorship), which will be achieved entirely on the back of name-recognition, and not actual political or personal value.

...and that recognition, by the way, will boil down to “I…

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

“Accident” implies lack of intent, not inevitability. Unless you are suggesting the child was trying to hit the other car, then accident is a perfectly valid word to use.