Kim Jong Un just called out his entire staff and had them shot with anti-aircraft guns for their comparative lack of sycophancy.

“Mark it zero!!”

I’m calmer than you are

Ha. Yes, he’s an illiterate tapioca-brained imbecile, but I contend that he is (*is*) (“is”) consistent when using quotation marks for emphasis (although sometimes he also uses them skeptically, aka correctly; my argument is that they are always his punctuation of choice for emphasis). Here are some examples of him…

Counterpoint: I have a theory that Trump is an illiterate imbecile who has no idea of what any type of punctuation is used for, and simply selects them at random. He is unable to comprehend what the funny-shaped dots mean.

This checks out. I work with some older people who do exactly the same thing. I’ve discussed it with them and they simply do not care to conform to professional standards. They have their way and everyone else can get used to it.

I have a running theory that I’ve shared here that Trump thinks quotation marks are the same as italics or asterisks. He uses them for emphasis. His tweet looks much more true to his inner monologue when you swap them out:

You can be all but assured that anybody Trump is calling “dumb” is someone Trump KNOWS is smarter than he is, and his ego just can’t handle it.

Impeachment proceedings would significantly enhance their investigatory powers, but they don’t need to go down that road just yet. These are cursory investigations based on the Mueller report and various testimony. It would be reckless for Democrats to start impeaching Trump without having spoken to Mueller about his…

That’s a great question. I can’t answer it myself, but I will offer up my theory that Trump doesn’t want to do any literal work or execution, and his base doesn’t care if he does either. He just wants to be the winner/king/champion, and his base wants him to because he’s a white man who demanded that.

“I don’t do cover-ups.”

IDK, getting someone arrested for something that isn’t illegal just to make them go away is pretty much the definition of treating someone like an object?

This is like you going to the office at 8:00 AM, expecting to get off at 5:00 PM like usual, but somehow your job “gets held up for several hours,” so maybe you can leave at 10:00 PM or 11:00 PM, no one knows yet; hope you didn’t have any plans and you’re not tired or anything, because guess what, you’re working late…

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

He gives us all a raisin to live.

Bran does his job by keeping the show regular.

Luke Skywalker voice: “Amazing, everything you just said was wrong.”

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.