Exactly. Privatize profits, socialize losses. 

Socialize losses, privatize profits, that’s Murkan style “socialism”,

Right. Like, generic Duke hate is really nothing in comparison to the scorn you can direct at the trash heap institution of Michigan State and its basketball coach who needs to be held back from physically assaulting players.

Last I checked, Tom Izzo was still the coach of Michigan St., so, seems like a logical next step. 

*looks at the Final Four teams*

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.

I think I know a program that might help these girls, Sturdy Wings.

“I’m not crazy.  You’re the one who’s crazy!”

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

I bet she does weigh the same as a duck, though...

Well and to be fair to Kellyanne, she’s really more of a shrew than a pig.

There’s ol’ modern-day Goebbels doing her bidding.

This is bad kinja.

Shut up, Tomato.

After seeing that John Oliver segment, apparently it’s not on a lot of maps.

My warmest sympathy and best wishes goes out to the people of New Zealand after the horrible massacre in the Mosques.

Trump thinks that his wild, insane gestures are not noticed because on top of having a tiny brain, he also has tiny hands.

“They should build the entire team out of the black box.”

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

How did Russ even see that guy? All I saw was a floating note.