She’s so stupid. 

Previously, on “Splinter”:

I am so stoked for the main screen release of “VSBBBLS2NNB”. Tell me how the premiere goes.

Personally I’d love to know how the parents of Otto Warmbier feel while watching this.

And the pageantry will be absolutely off the scale, as Don Twitleone will be desperately trying to distract from Cohen’s testimony (despite the fact we already know most of what he’s going to say) back home.

So let’s all grab our seats, and prepare for “Very Special Best Big Boy Leader Summit 2: Narcissistic Ninnies…

Like a grifter, he was born to tweet alone…

My dude/dudette. This is a sign that you are doing something right.

Welp. Guess the site moved on.

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

I really wish one of his targets would just respond with “Shut the fuck up you fat assed, sausage fingered, orange skinned, rat haired, Russian puppet.”

This, right here, is masterclass Kinja.

There was a girl I knew once, freshman year of college. We were at a party but the two of us ended up in the corner talking over some drinks. We talked and talked and just really hit it off. Eventually, it turned flirtatious. Slowly, but perfectly flirtatious. As the party started to wind down, she invited me back to…

I can think of a couple of commenters around these parts who are likely already vibrating with excitement.

And that’s fine. That’s what primary season is for.

If they take their ball and go home if Bernie doesn’t get the nod, we’ll know everything we need to know about their sincere commitment to bettering this country…

And yet, because of bullshit “civility” and “decorum”, everyone laughs it off, instead of someone growing some nuts and saying, “don’t you call yourself a Christian? And yet, here you are not telling the truth, or avoiding it.”

I think this is the largely collect take. Whitaker came in thinking he was going to MAGA this thing and become a hero to the right, but then someone said “If you fuck around with Mueller, you open yourself up to obstruction and conspiracy charges.”, and then he saw part of what Mueller has, and went “Oh fuck, these…

Whitaker is like a guy who for years is a low level salesman for Soylent Green, constantly extolling its virtues with no idea of the truth. Then he’s unexpectedly promoted to upper management where, to his horror, everything is revealed to him.

Oh shut the fuck up tomato.

What. The. Fuck? Did you forget the /S?

You guys, I’m really starting to think that Boomers have always been bad. 

Man, I’m sure glad The Great Commentator Purge did what it was claimed to do and cleared out the trolls and none of them are leaving their brain diarrhea all over the Splinter comments section now.