You guys might want to reach out to Sony to get clarification on this.

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane…

put it in my veins

Nancy totally stole your lunch money, bubbeleh. Sad!

I keep saying this to my friends as well (re: movie). There’s no chance I’ll be able to remember all this shit and tell my grandkids about it. They’ll be reading about it in the history books, of course, but we need a full season of some docu-drama or whatever to really capture the day-to-day madness we’ve experienced…

I really hope that someday, whether it’s by a reporter during this current shitshow, a judge as she’s being sentenced to prison, or by a talk show host years from now when she’s plugging her book on her experience in this administration, someone looks her directly in the eye and, in a very loud and clear voice for…

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.  But I’ve switched to a healthy daily regimen of weed and whiskey, so that helps.

Apparently this incident that happened earlier today at LaGuardia was the final straw to shut it down:

Not gonna lie, it took me a while to realize Some Peon wasn't the soccer man's name.

Cory Booker could beat up Devin Booker right

“In conclusion: never tweet.”

It just feels too appropriate...

Toenail Lannister let her mouth write a check her behind cannot cash.

They should do something like British Parliment does where they slam the door on Black Rod as a show of defiance to the crown.

His later unconfirmed statement:

This version of the aristocrats is both the most disgusting and the least funny.

Hi, Tomato!

Passing bills in the House to have them die in the Senate is EXACTLY what the Dems should be doing. It’s how the Dems energize voters for 2020, show them what you plan to do when you have control of Congress and the Presidency. Force conservatives to vote against policies. You can always bring bills back in 2021. 

Well, it’s about time. The first good step will be to run a test case in a state that’s representative of lots of the parts of America: Not too crowded, not too sparse, not too rich or poor, a good picture of types of people, not too hot or too cold (Ohio?) Take two years, and run a test. See how it works.

I subscribe to the Ron Swanson school of thought that all women named Tammy are evil.