Classic. Reasonably easy to find. Reasonably easy to repair. Will increase in scarcity and value over time. Fun. Something your kids will appreciate. Something you will appreciate.

True fact: There was once an In-N-Out on the east coast: Palisades Center Mall, NY.

Not as common, but yeah, I knew a Quats. From the latin, not spanish. 

Ten years of New England winters.

The SUV boom will last exactly as long as SUVs can get worse mileage than cars. If SUVs have to match car mileage, it’ll go away. 

I’m... just not sure this is actually a Cobra now. 

Yeah, you sit in one of those to drive and I swear, you’re turned about three degrees to the left, the transmission hump is so big.

It’s better than the Optimus Prime costume Miss USA wore...

Number 1: It’s still breaking news as long as his leg’s broken, man.

Five and a half hours to get home from Queens, man.

That was my answer as well.

Man, please get the undercarriage washed and waxed monthly.

Well, here’s the thing. Let’s step sideways to music for a bit. It’s easier to find good examples. I think it’s safe to say rock stars and sports stars are about equivalent as far as moral authority and causes - but rock stars have been spitting their mouths off for as long as I can remember.

I kept a comforter stuck in the mesh bag/tiedown thing for just that reason. Wrap the stuff up, wrap it in the mesh, secure it.

Brakes. Fingers got ahead of my hands there.

Yeah, the Focus ST is known for melting its breaks on the track due to basically doing this in a very limited style.

Yeah, that looks severely decontented. Do love Kirkland shirts though... and pretty much everything else.

Did you say Men’s Razors? Why not get the same razor as the Dollar Shave Club, but at your own darn speed?

I have driven a manual with one hand. It’s tricky, but possible.

Might be holding lighter fluid for the flameout.