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Park that wagon in the city, man. 

Now, if someone made a crossover like this, what would you say about it?

I literally, with my own eyes, saw a Yugo, no more than two years old, pull up to a stoplight, stop, then drive away, leaving its entire exhaust system on the road. Not the muffler. EVERYTHING from the engine back.

That’s where my mind was going. The new Lincoln Continental is very nice too.

Historical note: This movie is pretty much directly referenced by Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Of course, Bay being Bay, he had to throw a bunch of random pointy bits on...

I’ll put in another vote for the TourX Wagon, but what’s wrong with a WRX? The ‘18 suspension tune makes it way more comfortable than my old ST and almost as capable. Plenty of back seat room, etc, etc. 

Pause, then an intake whistle from the mechanic about to talk to you. 

Yeah, same here. 

This is basically entirely correct: Baseball is a sport with a very simple concept and centuries of ‘Okayyyy so how do we handle that?’ bolted onto it. ‘Yeah, that’s an exploit, let’s patch it.’ And sometimes it boils into pure beauty, and sometimes it’s a horrible, horrible series of disasters - and that’s the best

Any Porsche with an electrically opening hood: If the battery, located under said hood, is dead, you will have to literally jump the hood circuit breaker to open the hood. Get a portable battery car starter - it saves much effort.

As far as the terror about getting back on the road? Yeah. I had some. But you know, I need to eat, and I need to work. I took it slow as long as I could, and I keep extra distance in front of me, and I stay calm about people cutting me off.

Whiplash, migranes, and a separated shoulder.

That’s both fair and accurate.

In Birmingham we love the governor (boo boo boo)

Nah. This is the one in the Lotus Elise, the Celica GT-S, and my sadly departed Matrix XRS.

Wait till the VVTi kicks in, yo.

Newark is always like that, but yeah, there was always some trash strike going on.

You know what this is missing? Checkers. Half those taxis should still be Checkers to be properly period. 

No, there really _is_ a problem with the front end being expensive as heck and a tiny bit structural.