Sports are supposed to have integrity. The Olympics would ban you. The World Cup would ban you. The NFL are just too big of cowards to do what's right.

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

I can't imagine how a 20-year-old who lost a brother 3 months ago and has been living 6000 miles away from his family is having a rough year.

Not picking a fight, but I think you missed key parts of Elephant1232's post:

Beheading, on the other hand, when done right, is almost-instantaneous and pain-free. I would argue it's the most humane way to end a life.

..i.e., not whenever it's performed, that it is always instantaneous and pain-free, and that it is…

From The Independent

I was reading another article that said it took three or four hits before they were able to behead her and that they perform beheadings either with or without painkillers - she was beheaded without. So disturbing.

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that the white guy in the video apparently called him a racial slur and also said something about taking his daughter out?

The bigger question is why they were vacated in the first place. What happened was horrible but it did not give Penn St an advantage in the field. That's like saying that because you hit someone while driving drunk, you should no longer be allowed to own a home.

Nowhere, but that doesn't really fit her narrative.

I've never been on reddit in my life. Glad to know that everyone who says something you disagree with automatically is a member of reddit or 4chan.

you're no different than these people. people around here conform to some sort of feminist non-conformity. you are the goth kids in south park.

Enact the patriarchy?

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

Didn't Tebow do literally the same thing but with a stadium full of people?

oh, a joke about soccer apathy. good.

It is really shitty that you will get all the stars just because you are in the black. 10 people said the same thing before you, but you steal the stars.

Prefacing a statement with "I hate to be that guy" means you don't actually hate being that guy.

There's a very important lesson to learn here, kids: if you're going to hit a family member, make sure there aren't any video cameras around.

an average dunk. Nothing more.