This is clearly about tagliatelle.

I was thinking Cyprus’s next Eurovision entry, but that works.

See also https://www.theawl.com/tag/fuck-you-moon/

https://www.theawl.com/2014/04/stop-paying-attention-to-the-moon/

So is everyone digging the Frederick’s of Hollywood aesthetic ironically or unironically? I am so confused.

So they can’t take Archie to Balmoral this August because he’s only 4 months old but they can take him to South Africa at 5 months? Why do I know this.

Chicago and Lady Gaga did it better, but I love how Cardi B somehow has the energy of an 80 year old woman for brief moments in this. She’s the timeless incarnation of a tough as nails old broad from the Bronx. Or maybe it’s just the accent, big coats and hair protecting scarf.

Where is airport on this list?

Not sure about Keith Raniere but there were red flags about Jim Jones from his childhood. He loved animals and loved to “play church” by conducting funerals for pets, but he also cruelly experimented on animals with a junior medical kit and starved them. He was hungry for power and attention, and had a lot of…

Cute! I wonder if she’s going to keep this up and celebrate Mother’s Day twice every year, in March and May. Good hustle for flowers, I guess?

Giles Coren, who writes for the Times but not on the royal beat and is sort of known for not having a filter, tweeted something about how everyone knows about this and deleted it.

I love Nicole but agree she messed up big time on that one. She has admitted as much now, but an apology would be better.

Who has two sugars? These days “white no sugar” is the norm in most places.

Carrie Fisher spoke publicly and wrote about her struggles with addiction and mental health so much it should be clear to most readers exactly what she was looking for in the purse.

DAWES

He’s a Magic Man . . .

Tracy Clark-Flory is writing for Jezebel! How did I not notice this before?! I remember all the good work from the Broadsheet days at Salon.

No, Skittles are the same. Smarties and M&Ms are different. Unless you mean the pin bowling game played in skittle alleys.

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find the L-Word! That is the only correct answer to this question!