Why defend your shitty reply when you can point out a typo, right brah?

You told us to not be impressed, than bitch at me because I’m not?

I just checked the plane for my flight to Chicago next week. I’m not saying I absolutely would have changed it if it were a Max. But I’m awfully relieved it’s not.

Depending on the discount, I probably would, too. :D

Too much reliance on the automation is what is actually causing the problem in the first place.

California hasn’t executed anyone since 2006. I have no issue with Newsom’s move, but I’m not impressed by it. 

This is pretty much the reason I’m anti death penalty. Not because I have moral issues with putting down the human equivalent of rabid dogs, but because our system for deciding who those people are gets it wrong way too often. And given the finality of the sentence, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable that any set of…

Most people identify as either a chocolate dessert person or a fruit dessert person.

University of Southern California - Expensive private school

I wish I could pull off a name as cool as Nefertiti. I’m still sad ISIS ruined Isis as a feminine name.

I recently got cable again after about 5 years without. So I’m watching commercials for the first time in 5 years and I do see a large increase in diversity.

I got scratched just last night trying to trim his claws. I was down to the last one and the little fucker tagged my face with it.

Google “binky the polar bear.” He provided my and my college breakfast buddies with a good deal of morning news entertainment.

I can’t help but wonder if putting warning labels and bubble wrap all over/around everything that carries a remote risk of harm hasn’t caused a lot of people to just ignore them. Even when the warnings are completely appropriate.

Zoos shouldn’t have to go to extreme lengths to protect visitors.

Cat Scratches Dipstick is really the only appropriate headline.

I effing hate doing barre and was about to gleefully abandon it when I noticed it’s working.

I actually get a kick out of buying “bad” stuff and looking the cashier dead in the eye while I do it. Esp. fun now that my IBS is changing up on me and I’m buying 2-4 types of laxatives every time I go to Walgreens in hopes of finding one that works.

I know not everyone is in my situation, but I avoid car payments by buying used cars outright. It started as just good luck, inheriting hand-me-down cars from my parents and such, but it got to the point where a monthly payment just became objectionable to me. I’d rather have a good used car than a good new car and a…

Huh. I once walked out of a dealership because they would only talk monthly payments and not the total price of the car. And that was over a decade ago.