I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

“C’mon, John. A man doesn’t want to make the All-Star Game like this.”
“And yet here I am, a man who does.”
“You know what I mean. No true man wants it.”

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.

Go fuck yourself. Americans have not been raised in that type of lifestyle, and you damn well know it. We’re not saying people can’t carry a jug around a while, but in our modern lifestyle where our only jobs AREN’T carry jugs of water on our head, it is not realistic to expect the populace of a first-world country to…

For when Bill Simmons leaves,

I know right? Everyone knows that exercising free speech to a cop means you give up your right to not be assaulted by that cop. It’s common knowledge.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

Dave (and everyone else at Deadspin/Gawker who worked on these pieces),

A DOX is a DOX regardless of the target and is universally uncool. I for one am glad to see Ashley Madison and it’s child sites perish but this is entirely uncool and the way the tech community is relishing in it is entirely at odds with their “pro-privacy” and “Doxxing is wrong” stance elsewhere.

I am married, I have…

And how do you know all the victims involved in this illegal DOX were cheating? And even if they were why is that anyone’s business but their own?

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Yes, that's the important thing.

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.