I do love a millennial who thinks 40 years olds are so old we don’t know what the internet is or how to use it. (do they not teach the history of the technology in school?)

“C’mon, John. A man doesn’t want to make the All-Star Game like this.”
“And yet here I am, a man who does.”
“You know what I mean. No true man wants it.”

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.

For when Bill Simmons leaves,

I know right? Everyone knows that exercising free speech to a cop means you give up your right to not be assaulted by that cop. It’s common knowledge.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

Dave (and everyone else at Deadspin/Gawker who worked on these pieces),

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Yes, that's the important thing.

If Vanderbilt really wanted to make sure that this book didn't to see the light of day, they could have just put it in a UNC player's backpack.