I'm so using this when I write my great first novel.

IDK what anyone says, reflector was an amazing album

I remember that universe. The one where I'm dating Emma Stone.

Madonna and Tupac dated? Wtf? When? How is this the first I'm hearing of it?

Everyone's asking about Audrey, I'm like when we gonna get more Wally Brando?

I was 9 when it came out and hated it even than. Saw it as an adult. Somehow hated it more

Really? His worst? Have you seen Hook? Or war of the world's? Or the terminal? Or Crystal skull…

Bring devito back as the penguin. He can be Frank Reynolds version

Counterpoint, Oz was strictly melodrama, and was incredibly one dimensional

That's exactly what happened to me. Turns out they weren't lying about meth though.

Morrissey was probably being sarcastic

I remember when the history channel was reputable. What happened history channel? You had one job! To make specials about history. Not specials on fake history like this, or alien landings​that never happened, or goddamn reality shows. History! Fuck.

I remember reading a quote from him about how David Lynch had disappeared up his own ass as a filmmaker. This, from the guy who made kill Bill.

No, I haven't been calling them.

I'm happy he's happy but 15 months isn't that long since his wife died.

Controversial take. Game of thrones is overrated, and not a very good show

I've bee. Looking forward to this film for months. I'm in love with Aubrey plaza

It's so disgusting how we put corporations ahead of people.

Anytime I can watch Gilly and not have to endure Paul rust I'm all for

Someone needs to kill him