Whoa, this pizza video sounds awesome!

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.

I just skip to about 2/3rds of the way through to skip all the bullshit and oral. Like, thanks film crew but I’m just here for the hardcore fucking.

Only a fool goes with the traditional hand tossed pizza at Domino’s. It’s gotta be either the handmade pan or the thin crust.

I mean, no offense, but if I see a 9-minute *porn* clip I’m like “nah, too long.” Nine minutes of pizza-eating-and-ranking video is about 8:57 too long.

If you knew how much horse jizz costs, you’d know it wasn’t the good stuff

naw, it was Mussolini that got the trains to run on time. not Hitler. right church, wrong pew.

Hey, girl. Wassup?

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

I googled it. I think you get one of those with the purchase of a na Miata.

Europe sees our cars&coffee and raises us one Nurburgring.

This guy would have benefitted from some seat time in a ‘72 Impala wagon in a snow covered Price Chopper parking lot.

ICE is not an agency that good people join.

ICE is an agency designed and run by racists, nationalists, fascists, and monsters.

Of course productivity is up. Without pesky details like morality and legality in the way, their job suddenly got much easier.

Ah, yep. We had both.

It’s always the baseball team unless you are in area where lacrosse is played.

It’s not the racism that shocks me, it’s the non-response from the school. If these racist dipshits had attacked any black students then the school was liable for a shitload of money.

Can say for a fact I never wanted to kill, harm, or maim a cracka but I never got that our very existence seems to make them go on a violent rampage.