Most of the can openers that have ever been purchased en masse are the $1.98 basic steel can openers you get from the grocery store for that one time you need to open pineapple juice for an office party. (picture linked)

The Hyundai Accent is intentionally like that though. It’s meant to be an appliance A->B car, especially in its “rental/loaner” car livery.

Saying “there’s a totally different (possibly better) way to open cans” is a lot different than telling me I’ve been doing something “wrong” for $(CurrentAge-5) years. I’m much more receptive and open to listening to the former than the latter, especially since the latter - as demonstrated - is damn near impossible…

Seriously, how do you not hand off stories like this to Fancy Kristen?

Dear Ford,

Reminds me of the old ThisBusinessWillGetOutofHand.jpg references on Foxtrot Alpha.

So your solution is Black Market bean smuggling?

Thank you for the correction, I accept it gracefully. Promise I’m not dumb, just early A.M. brain.

What? I totally love how they took a likeable, relatable actor already portraying the Flash in a spectacular fashion with true emotional range and 3 seasons of backstory

$55 for a reman rear caliper? good lord.

I’ve said that for almost two decades now - these are the same idiots that sat in my History class in high school that failed open-book tests but were “cool” because they skipped class and smoked and called people “(gay slur)“.

I’m as Liberal/Progressive as they come, but I genuinely wonder what’s going to happen when Cohen does the same to well known Democrats?

I apologize, when I said “every Amazon employee” I meant the warehouse workers and other front line, hourly wage workers. The data analytics and IT nerds (like myself) that work in the AWS data centers are doing just fine.

Ever since the cinematics from Diablo II and the intro to WoLK I’ve always said Blizz should make their own damn movie for these things. The ‘Warcraft’ movie was ok but it wasn’t great. Definitely didn’t give me the chills like seeing the Lich King raise the undead.

Correct!

No, this is Patrick!

This was in the U.S.

I’ll actually pull you out of the greys, because you make good points.
Bezos could unload $5b worth of stock tomorrow and say “I’m giving every Amazon employee a minimum $15/hr and free college tuition” and the markets would bump the shares up.

People treat it like it’s a binary “Capitalist Fiefdom” or “Lines for potatoes and toilet paper Communism/Socialism” (because the detractors don’t know the definition of either).

“Look! We let them sit at the lunch counter, too!”