ex-Millennials?

Damn, this is good.

I love Mike Doocy. I always found it unfortunate that he shares a name with that chunk of dick cheese Steve Doocy - they are nothing alike.

Half joking, but is anyone questioning the members of NOPD?

None of the Dunlops were killed at Isle of Man.

How did you learn to work on ICE cars?

It’d be funny if they found out the issue was parts of Vanilla WoW were written in COBOL by some nutter in a back closet somewhere they didn’t account for. 

ATTENTION READERS OF JEZEBEL,

you cant make some of that stuff up unless you have lived through the abuse.

That’s a good saying. I’m stealing that saying.

My Mk4 R32 is sitting peacefully (and functioning) in the garage. Didn’t sell it because of my first kid, and will keep it until the wheels fall off. Bought it with 12k on the clock, 86k on it now. Most R32 owners that didn’t buy theirs 5th hand and clapped out only drive them as weekend cars. A few still daily, but…

Not a chance, my Hindu friend!

Make America the Malaise Era Again

A 1989-1990 Ford Country Squire LTD wagon with an LSx swap.

Is this the new ‘500 Days of _____”??

This would cut my 11 mile commute down to 8 miles, and travel time would go from 30 minutes to only 8 minutes.

Bird watching was a much bigger thing before TV had 800 channels, and aviation was still in its infancy when Superman came out. Seeing an airplane, even a commercial airplane, was like seeing a Rolls Royce or a Veyron in the wild.

Sounds like the maintenance required on any other VW/AG product.

I’m a lawyer. We often have to quote what other people say. When you say white people can never say the n-word you surely can’t mean in an official setting where substituting the word (any word) would be misquoting what was said. Academia, legal settings, there are times when we have to discuss things like grownups.

China doesn’t need the U.S.’ RCA or Zenith televisions (oh wait, they’re gone and not coming back) nor do they need any of our tools or air conditioners. The U.S.’ biggest manufacturing exports to china are aircraft, boats, and motorcycles. Only one of those is a job that can be had with just a high school diploma,…