I’m now imagining time ran out on the clock, and the soybeans exploded out of the ship like Sonic losing his rings.

The best part is, you can definitely benefit from a trade war if you’re unscrupulous enough to not divest yourself from your business interests when taking office. At least he stood behind that table full of manila envelopes and blank paper to show that....uhhh??

You know what tastes worse than vegetables? The jumper cables...

Sure, go ahead and let the South “rise up” again.

Ford also had the benefit of ignoring a lot of labor and safety laws because they didn’t exist yet. The severed limbs and people working seven 12-hour shifts are what lead to our current laws (thankfully).

Someone needs to have a sitdown with their colleagues at The Root and Jezebel. 

Are you really using the word ‘Fraud’?

*awkward silence*

“These darn Millennials...”

There was a point to Chris Brown being on the show. The shitass he played in that episode of Black-ish was supposed to highlight the issues with his own behavior and how it negatively influences others.

Buying DLC for your Build-A-Dog. What a time to be alive.

Watching drifting competitions is like watching Juggalos compete in a sprint car race.

*Reads reply*

Trackhawk Pacifica at least, or pump up the amps to the drive motor in a “Sport” mode so that it’s unbelievably quick.

My wife H A T E S minvans, but I’m trying to at least have her check out the Pacifica. I went and test drove/rode in one myself, and the second row of seats feels like business class on a jet. Crazy amounts of leg room, plenty of power/audio jacks, your own overhead light, etc. They’re really very nice, inside and out.

Look up the definition of “reading comprehension” and try reading my post again. Your list (Which you created yourself? Nice.) list does not include information on compostable straws. Compostable straws are still plastic, they’re just made with stuff like corn husks instead of petroleum, so their molecular structure…

Yo, is LeBron wearing SHANTS???

THIS.

Compostable straws.
They’re made with plant matter, break down in landfills or compost piles in 12-15 weeks instead of (estimated) hundreds of years.

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