The cops told the Richmond Times-Dispatch that the boy “reached for his waistband and an officer pulled a gun.”

Jesus tapdancing Christ...

why in the hell would we not always strive for safer cars?

Jesus, thank you. How someone wrote longform about one of the shittiest vegetables baffles me.

Calling someone “friendly” - when not used in reference to a precocious kid or a mouthy puppy - is often code for calling them unsafely, “Need A Helmet To Make Soup” level stupid.

I say there’s an 85% chance he’s definitely molested Ivanka in her youth.

...And everyone else ignores that IT’S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PILOT OF THE VEHICLE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL WHILE TRAVERSING A ROADWAY.

Is THAT what they were doing?? I was like “what is this drunk ass pilot doing?”

I’d ask you to recommend me a book, but I don’t think you could give me the full title.

Motherfucker did I say “giving them a business?” There’s the problem, some of y’all can’t read/hear in complete sentences.

Where’s the lie though?

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

We had JV and Varsity levels in both Jr. High and High School as well.

Compared to the billion or so people covered by the groups mentioned vs the count of the belligerents, it’s definitely safe to call them “a couple”.

The closest thing to a conservative comedian is Dennis Miller, and nobody has so much as smirked at anything he’s said since the 90's.

Donate them to a women’s shelter. They need phones when they leave literally everything behind to escape an abusive domestic partner.

So... Yes and no.

Nepal, and a shitload of Buddhists and Hindus would like a word with you...  

These are the exact types of dickheads I run into at the range that I don’t want to have guns.

I think you really underestimate how much carbon body panels, or just raw stock, actually costs. The car would START at, like, $85k.