“Dirty dick beaters”

*Starts looking from the top left*

Please tell me you said “Check deez nuts.”

Being ignorant has fffffffuckall to do with your blackness (or race or color or whatever protection du jour). If you’re willfully ignoring objective fact and evidence to push a theocratic agenda, then that makes you ignorant.

Looks like we’re gearing up for a Civil War pt.2: Electric Boogaloo

ball scuffing robots

“GOD DAMMIT!!! DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS GAME SERIOUSLY???”

Please feel free to chug a bucket of dicks to wash down your virtue signaling.

The haters will say it’s fake, but this is raw talent

Fuck off into the Sun with your copypasta trolling bullshit. We get it, you don’t like Pres. Obama. He’s gone now, and as Republicans were fond of saying in 2009 you don’t get to blame the previous administration.

Sorry to hear you were....

They’re going to need way better brakes...

I’m going to flub this, as it’s early in the morning for me and I’m no English major, but here it goes:

Yeah, it was a joke. A very badly crafted and dry joke that didn’t land, but it was internet sarcasm at its finest.

It’s important to note the source, kinda like saying “blood diamond”. The implication in the title is that the metric shit tons of earthquakes we’ve experienced in addition to aquifers being tainted are directly connected with the hydraulic fracturing of shale formations to obtain natural gas.

I really try to give the benefit of the doubt in my life, but more and more it’s becoming “Are you fucking... (deep inhale, rubs bridge of nose) Of course they did...”

IMO, this was the best part

It’s just more “great people on both sides” nonsense.

I always wondered “what the hell is up with this dude?”

You don’t need 100% sun to have functional solar panels. Monocrystalline panels with micro-inverters are very efficient, and they’re getting more so every month now.