What do you think the reason might be?

Obama really needs to stop trying to be everyone’s friend. It was the thing that always annoyed me about him. The right wing nutjobs are never going to change.

It was probably serenity for him because that was the moment he was finally free of dealing with an ungrateful nation and got his life back.

Maybe next Christmas he can give people exquisitely framed copies of his most recent bank statement.

Kanye strikes me as very insecure. I imagine he’d want everyone to know how much money he has.

Congrats to the Kardashian tribe on their first Gap commercial.

Tom “I Don’t Even Drink Seltzer Because It’s Bad For You” Brady actually ate these biscuits

solutions.

Not everyone has your defeatist attitude.

Oh, I feel you! I wanted a basic sweater for a trip to Scotland. Nothing fancy, just a freaking no-frills pullover sweater in a decent neutral color in either cotton or wool. Nothing. There was NOTHING. Everything was asymmetrical, spangled, or had those obnoxiously stupid shoulder cutouts. I pulled out my faded basic…

I don’t know why it offends me so much that she’s had so much work done and she still looks so mediocre to me. But I guess they can’t do much about those chipmunk cheeks.

“no, it’s fine. a lot of people have work done - my aunt, my sister, my cousin. it’s just usually they wanted to look more mature and sexy, but i get this for you. it really matches your whole ‘american girl doll come to life’ fashion choices, too.”

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

“Democrats are now tied with Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates after a recount that put Democrat Shelly Simonds ahead of Republican David Yancey by A SINGLE VOTE. Say it with me: dang!!!!”

I guess it’s unfortunate that so many people have anxiety and depression, but what actually makes me sad are negative attitudes about meds. They very likely saved my life, and what’s better, allowed me to have a life actually worth living.

No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

I vote for replacing ‘fetus’ with ‘nugget’.