Miller looks fine. Just fine. Nothing to see here.

First of all, I mention that she’s the second-largest employer in her area. Second of all, this.

No house centipedes are. Also camel spiders. Out of the goodness of my heart I’m not attaching pictures.

Just think of dipping one of those legs in butter though. Mmmm.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Dear God, that thing is terrifying to even look at!!!!! If that thing and the rest of his crab crew come up to me on the beach they can rip me apart and eat me, no problem - I’m dead of a fucking heart attack anyway. JESUS!!!!

No invitation to what is sure to be the most jovial and exuberant celebration of the year?

What you’re dealing with can be summarized in two words: “moral relativism.”

It’s like y’all can’t help yourselves. Condescending smartasses like these are exactly the reason Cardi B. doesn’t want to align with mainstream feminism.

This post made me hate intellectuals

Cardi B: “I don’t want to associate myself with feminism/feminist label, because self-styled feminists are often judgemental of - and don’t fight for - women like me who are less educated and seen as less respectable by society.

1. “Don’t know who she is” - yeah right.

I...I wear skirts all the way to my motherfucking ankles. It’s just....it’s cold out now, and I don’t like office pants.

I think she means that you can be a housewife or a prostitute or a single mom with 6 kids and still be a feminist.

I think Cardi B isn’t saying that she isn’t a feminist, because right after disavowing that word, she defines what feminism means to her and what kind of a feminist she is, and it is a definition that is pretty much right. If you parse her words, you can tell she’s saying that she isn’t a White Feminist - there is a…

I’m sure all of the responses to this will be measured and nuanced, and definitely not picked apart or be weighed against the fact that she’s a rapper/former stripper/whatever the fuck else white feminists find unacceptable.

She’ll probably be the only one saying sorry about working with Woody Allen. The rest (I’m looking at you Kate Winslet) will still work with him and then deny answering questions about their choice to work with him. Hum. So fucking disappointing.

He looks like Anjelica Houston in The Witches when she takes off her human suit:

I’ve seen several people point out or ask if he’s losing weight over the last month or two. It’s almost like there’s something happening that’s making him stressed, like there’s some kind of threatening specter just looming over him and getting closer and closer with each passing day. But what could it be?