Seriously. My ex-husband is an officer in the Army, and it was this shit right out of the gate, even back in 2003, before there were this many companies, and this much social media. I think I can only remember one spouse get together that wasn’t a front for some MLM nonsense. My distaste for such things, coupled with…

Lularoe and other direct sales marketing operations are rampant in the military spouse community. Makes it hard to make new friends when really it’s just people trying to sell or rope you in to sell. BUT those prints are so hideous. When did tights become pants? I’m obviously an old.

I choose to think of it as the ACLU standing up against Taylor Swift. It doesn’t really matter to me who they are defending as long as she doesn’t get her way.

Sources told the Times that the woman unlocked her husband’s cellphone while he was sleeping by putting his unresponsive finger to its scanner and going through his messages.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

I’m no labor lawyer, but that’s also what I was thinking. They can certainly fire her and give no reason, but using the social media code of conduct as the cause would probably give me heartburn if I were their general counsel. That is, assuming I’m not missing any thing important, which I often am.

Yes, but technically, if they market themselves as a nonpartisan contractor (which pretty much they all do) and then they fire someone for expressing a liberal (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated with the company, but not someone expressing a conservative (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated…

I am jealous that you had such an opportunity. The best I have been able to do is giving the finger to the Trump hotel in DC. I also did while I was running. I didn’t even think about it, I just saw that horsefucker’s name and my finger shot up.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I want to send her an edible arrangement or some muffins

It’s just an aside with missed matched punctuation. Would have been better in parenthesis.

“For Jared Kushner, Jared News is always hard to believe because it’s evidence that despite appearances, he’s alive–his Russia connection is tech magnate Yuri Milner.”

Kara taught us well, that’s shade.

The last Presidents shot is the best because it hearkens back to Dump playing golf while PR drowned and “dedicating” the trophy to them. These guys, however, are collecting actual donations and note that ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of them are going towards actual rebuilding.

If I were her friend who gave her the kidney, I’d be like “I will take that back now, thanks!”

Congrats to Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salinger who got married yesterday

Did she forget she had to go to rehab to break up with him the first time? Selena, honey, you can do so much better! Dump him now, for your kidney’s sake.

I’m a black, disabled, queer woman from the south and I don’t resent a fucking to-the-manor-born journalist one bit. He hasn’t taken a thing from me and, with this gig, has given so very much back to me. Hush.

I think it’s unfair and futile to ask individuals to tamp their ambitions to “make room for someone else”. This is precisely the reason we need systematic change — you can’t simply ask a smart, motivated, passionate, educated person to ‘just not’. They have every right to do what they want to do and this is a…

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.