Have you never seen Terms of Endearment? If not, drop everything and watch it!

What do you think about:

This deserves all the stars.

Or the “Say Goodbye To Your Deductions For 401k Contributions, Mortgage Interest, Student Loan Interest, and State and Local Taxes... In Fact Just Resign Yourself To The Fact That You Will Never Retire And When You Are Carried Out Of Your Job In A Pine Box When You Die On The Job Your Paycheck Will Be Calculated To…

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

Aaaaaaand they shut.it.dowwwwn.

All you have to do is look at Chloe’s face...she’s what, 5? And yet she already knows her daddy is a complete and total douche.

I’m going to dress Chloe as a law enforcement agent. It’s never too early to teach her about the people who will be barging into our home without knocking at 6 AM!

Take all but 2 pieces, then tell her the mexican children will steal them in the night if she doesn’t watch it! Sell her insurance for 1 candy against mexican theivery.

Explain how lucky and free she is to enjoy her 1 piece of candy in a government designated manner, by coating her mouth in wax first so as to prevent…

Winning!

Trumpism

So, taking half of a kid’s halloween candy away is socialism. What do you call contracting adults to do construction work for months, and then not paying them?

I liked Indictment Day a lot! I was bouncing back and forth between Twitter and WaPo and NYT all day, just enjoying the hell out of the stories and analysis. Trump and his entitled jerk family, including Slenderman Jared, can go straight to hell after they go straight to prison. The entire world will applaud when they…

“Next on Angry White Person(s): Russia - can a country that white really be all that bad?”

I read Seth Abramson’s analysis of the indictment and Papadopolous follow-up and he was quick to point that Trump stopped tweeting about all this very shortly after the news about Papadopolous broke.

And a merry Indictmas from the Mrs. and myself.

A Very Merry Indictmas to all!

“....Also, there is NO COLLUSION”