Trump is the only public figure I know of with, what I would best describe as, “a resting puckered asshole face.”

Better?

And the orange skin and blinding white teeth/veneers. I often wonder if you could induce orgasm in the male sector of the GOP by waving a bag of candy corn in front of them - orange, yellow and white and oh-so-sickeningly saccharine - it is the empty calorie equivalent of a human being!

Translation: Hey! Hey! Hey! Look at me! I had 15 minutes of fame for doing nothing once! I’m thirsty! Sooooo thirsty. Saharan Desert levels of thirsty....

Festival belts are way cuter than fanny packs. There are lots of different styles too, including skirts and bustles. These are just a few of the belts.

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

Pro-white life.

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

“It was a sad, dark speech that spoke in brutal terms about the president his party elected, although many over the course of Flake’s anti-Trump crusade have noted that he’s no moderate hero, and likes to preach a return to good old non-racist “conservative values””

I keep thinking of that awful Poseidon movie where the Captain is all “stay in the ballroom, the windows are totes thick enough!” and then twenty minutes later, everyone drowns when they explode.

I don’t think I took a breath the entire time I was reading this article. I would most certainly hold my breath the entire time I was there and pass out into my fish soup.

NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Sorry, that’s got to be hard. I shared an office with someone last year and she was a complete cunt, I almost quit, lucky for me she ended up getting fired. So win win.

Meanwhile, you caused the deaths of four soldiers in Niger

You sit there and talks about respect for the nation, the flag, the troops.

None of what you mentioned is new. We need to start telling the truth about our history... why did we need unions? Why did we need child labor laws? Why did we need the Americans with Disabilities legislation? To close orphanages? Civil rights laws? Because America was downright heinously EVIL to the poor, the…