LOLZ!

Not as ugly as balls though. Balls are the worst.

I’ve never understood how some men (I use the term loosely) think their penises are attractive. I still love this Seinfeld bit.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

Well, he did create shows that shame and bring down women and minorities, so he’s right in line with the current administration.

she has a vagina.

I really like Kathy Griffin. I will miss her and her chemistry with Anderson. I know she’s problematic, but I sense that her heart is big. (I have a group of girlfriends; we’ve been friends for over 30 years...through all kinds of shit and we are all “problematic”...Kathy would fit right in. I hope she has those kinds…

Oh, I have. His names rhymes with Dump. But if any crack shot out there wants a twofer..

He’s raging. He’s fuming, seething, yelling at televisions and staff. He’s spiteful and vindictive. He calls people names and is thinking about starting a nuclear war because he wasn’t able to take health care away from 23 million Americans, and needs to keep frightening people and keep the attention on him.  Puerto…

Heh. As if Donny Two Scoops would “read” any coloring books with words in them. Imagine the briefings he gets.

JD Salinger - Catcher in the Rye

They should try jangling their keys in front of him.

I wore this exact same outfit to the State Fair, and even the Carnies were like “Meh.” Too much coat?

Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

I’d argue that at least in Jezebel’s post, they’re focused entirely on Donny Two Scoops himself, despite the obvious connection in the name. With that being said, our Dear Leader has actually been rather obsessed with the name “Barron” for decades and has personally identified with it to various degrees.

But we already have a Barron Trump.

You know what gives me *concern*, Bob? The likelihood of cat vomit in my shoe.

Look at General Kelly’s face every damn time this drumpf opens his mouth in a speaking engagement. He’s cringing. We are all cringing. Day care indeed. No one can corral this bastard and all his bastards.

right and his dad is totally innocent.