He looks like an old white mushroom upset that it rolled into a bin of brown mushrooms.

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

He looks like Frosty the Snowman if Frosty were made out of mayo

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

Whenever anyone is cancer free, it’s a good day. Even though I don’t know who she is.

Kim Cattrell is everyone who has ever been pressured to join an office kickball team/potluck lunch/baby shower group gift.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

This morning i finally accepted the fact that we’re probably not going to even get the chance to age due to the ever worsening state of our country so I just ate some pie and enjoyed myself.

This motherfucker gets confused counting to the 1st amendment, why would anyone assume he can comprehend it?

Let’s be honest here: Our President Doesn’t Understand Anything. He’s a mediocre student at best, a failure of a businessman, and a pathetic investor. His understanding of anything is as limited as his coherence — preschool-level. His only real ‘worth’ is the fortune his father gave him, and by some small miracle, he…

Just to be blunt (and clear), 45 has not ever been presidential, he is not presidential today, and he will never-ever be presidential. He is, in fact, exactly what Rex Tillerson called him, a moron.

Pffft... That photo blows.

I find it quite scrotesque.

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

I thought when they were having sex with a man on the side, they were called a “fuckboi” but a quick urban dictionary search just makes me realize it has too many meanings. Like the word set.

Boy toy?

Just don’t forget about the ‘manstress.’

I heard he’s retiring to spend more time with his boner (s).