Adding a lip only makes it look “decent,” not “good.” I expect far better than “decent” from Aston Martin.

I’m always amazed at how disgusting your letter writers are in their shit stories. I have crohns and even I have better control than these animals. FFS people, get your acts together.

You’ll get nothing and like it.

We can still shout, “Noonan!” though, right?

Plus that douchebag “our car” comment. Please

These are killer bees, not honey bees. A man-made invasive species. Get off your high horse.

Yeah they weren’t honey bees you fuckstick. They were the type of bees helping to displace honey bees.

If you really plan to spend that much time in the salt water, then buy a $1000 Xterra. Then a year later buy another. Then another.

Granted, if you had to spend nearly 100k on a 914 this is the one to buy, but like 5 years ago the best 914 in the world was like 20k. This air cooled insanity has been ridiculous for a while now, but this is truly jumping the shark. It’s an ugly as hell, (subjective I know, but compared to the the 911 come on)…

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined.

Ah, I see it now. According to my school computer, it’s been referenced nine times. Nine. Times.

Who shits on AC/DC?!

We ARE overdue for some sort of dad rock revival! Especially now that I hear, apparently Foo Fighters are (and always have been????) dad rock? F that. Foo Fighters are awesome. Speaking of dad rock, White Reaper definitely counts as dad rock, no?

“Heroic” is in quotes because it’s a quote.

No spoiler is best spoiler