No. Step away from the black line, Sir. It is sacred.

not pictured..

Of course it have hoonigan sticker on it.

Shhhh.... You’re not supposed to tell people about the MK3s until AFTER I get one

Is it just me or does it look like the car is photoshopped in??

get outta here with that nonsensical talk...

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

FIFY. The fact he said “good riddance” suggests he didn’t share your enthusiasm.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

No. Micro-Machines were amazing. Get out.

Wasn’t The Beginning is the End is the Beginning also on the extended version of the B&R soundtrack?

What do you get when you combine the ugliest Porsche body with a crappy Mazda engine?

“Don’t drive like an asshole on public roads!”

Never contribute to DUAN but man that Power 96 logo brought back some late 90s elementary school nostalgia.

They traded in the Chevy for a Cadilllacacacacac...

So about that 25 year old import law...

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Is he holding up three fingers on each hand to tell people how many steps he took with the ball before he shot?