BULLSHIT.

Of course it’s Florida, but why Jacksonville?

I thought he was a man of wealth and taste?

I then realized that the sloppy-egg headlamps weren’t the problem

You have to talk to other people to be dishonest

It’s ugly, I’m sorry. Your nostalgia has softened the hard edges of your opinions over the years, but the body lines in this car, not to mention the strange layout of the headlights, makes this thing look like a knock-off brand Fiat X1/9.

Argh...

With all the new stuff out on the road, if you accidentally catch a glimpse of a 996, you’d rather divert your attention to graffiti in a tunnel than look at the car.

996 Turbo is my beloved Porsche generation - due to headlight shape and those wheels.

If I had to listen to this in traffic, I’d lose my damn mind.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Maybe an unpopular opinion ‘round here, but yuck.

More on your Aussie bike adventure please.

Good points as always, Andrew. I upgraded from my g650GS to a F800GSA just a few months ago which is just the best timing ever (its not). The 800 is way better around town, but I’m missing the low CG of the 650.

We all heard a variation of that urban myth when we were 12.

I’ll see your stick figure family and raise you a played out counter-stick figure family sticker. Both say asshat but do it in different ways.

His brother chimed in; “hey you! Pick up that champagne”

When Bill Murray offers you a swig of championship champagne in the Cubs locker room after they win the World Series, you say “YES”

“What an incredible Cinderella story.”