I do this all time. Especially when my friends get veraciously twiced-over and grunted at. I have one friend in particular who gets it all the time and I have actually asked men what they are looking at. No one has answered, surprise surprise. They just act embarrassed.

That tag is all kinds of genius though. Bravo.

I don't see where Mark says he doesn't like oysters. I do see him joking about food poisoning because who can tell how fresh they are when they're in a cup of liquid, y'know? (Note: Mark is not the writer of this article. He is one of the bolded people making the occasional quip.)

They make them where I am from for cake walks a lot. If I recall it's pudding, cream cheese and whipped cream. The top is supposed to be covered in Oreo cookie crumbs to look like dirt, hence the candy worm.

Mark: Liquid oysters or hemlock? Who can tell? Which is better? Probably hemlock because you die and don't have to worry about gastrointestinal distress for 24-48 hours.

Because lots of real life people are not fully invested in their religions, and treating it this way is realistic? Why did they bring up Christmas in the same episode? Or Troy's Jehovah's Witness background?

Uh, oh wow. This is doing unexpected things for me.

My boyfriend is bi and sometimes I wear a strap-on. I really enjoy watching him blow it. But watching him blow a real, live, breathing person? No thanks. That's not in my list of likes, either.

He should probably change his name to JamesDefecatesfromhisMouth for the sake of accuracy.

Girl, the Wedding episode of Outlander is on this weekend. Who will I get into a tweet frenzy with about it if you're not there?
WHOOOO?!
But for real, I hope everything is progressing well :)

If you as a nerd are constantly being told that nerds do not exist, and are faking it for attention, while simultaneously being bullied for being a nerd by a swatch of people who have the power and privilege to be able to discount your very existence, and not seeing any representation of your nerdiness in general…

No one is saying you have to shout it from the roof-tops or hand out cards to passers-by. But being able to discuss it as a real part of your identity is important. It effects how people interact with you based on their own politics.
It becomes an issue when someone comes for dinner and says, "How about those queers?"…

Dude, BDSM is a kink. Bisexual is an orientation. They can not be reduced to analogous. Orientation isn't something that stays in the bedroom. It effects your everyday life, how you filter experiences, the people you surround yourself with, how you vote, what behaviour you deem acceptable etc.
Conflating orientation…

Their hot chocolate is definitely the best. It reminds me of sitting at a rink watching an early morning hockey game.

We do. And they do make unsweetened ice tea. It's just not common elsewhere.

Of course it is, haha. Twitter has filled my "WTF" quota of the day and it isn't even quitting time.

Oh god. Oh god. I thought I was feeling adventurous, but now I don't think it was such a good idea. What is on the periphery? WHAT IS HE TAKING THAT OUT OF?

What is the barter value of said pearls? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!

Uhhh. What? Women do have to deal with determining consent, and the consequences. Women are charged with rape too, you know.
Also, really? You're saying "worrying about consent" is hard? Well, worrying about rape is too! Welcome to being sexually active!