I bet you would change your tune if it was a pancake taco instead of a waffle taco.
GIVE UP THE HATE, SNACKS!

That makes sense. Fine, Uber. I won't tell people not to shout at servers any more :P
ETA: Also, I really like this as a rule of thumb. It's a good'r:

That seems fair. I guess it depends on the manner of waving. I'm cool with putting my hand up. I'm not cool with kind of back hand, gesturing, and wildly waving. I wish I could ape it for you through the computer to show you how silly it looks, and how much I hate it, Uber!
But It's everything in degrees, I…

I don't know why but anything other than just making eye contact or nodding pisses me the fuck off. Don't wave, don't yell "excuse me", and for the love of god do not tap them when they are passing you!
On our first date WomBear tapped our server on the shoulder to get his attention and I just about walked out then. …

Holy shit, you are phenomenal, haha.

I totally agree that this is anti-feminist, but fuck it, good for you.

Hahaha. It sounds like our Tim Horton's.
I'm a weirdo Canadian, that is probably why!

That Donut sandwich is speaking to me. Especially with that side of tater tots.
Hey girl, I like your glaze and your bacon.
Why do I not live near a Dunkin' Donuts?

GOOD GOD!
I still.. I still dunno. I think they might be doing something wrong, haha. I have had drunk/high/4 a.m. and I hate you sex and I have neeeever seen that.
But now I will be paranoid about it :P

... HOW? I have been with 50/50. And I have never heard of this. EVER.

Eh. For every study that says it lowers the chances of spreading HIV, there is one that says there is no effect. It's really inconclusive science. It's just that the science that feeds into what the culture has already approved gets a much louder voice.
Please, please do a lot of research yourself. It's…

You killed me with LOLs. I'm dead now. Thanks, haha.

Managers saying something wrong always makes it better.
I had an office manager (Who was the world's biggest ass hole, but I digress!) who would rant and rave about the espresso in the coffee bar. Except they pronounced it "expresso."
It was like a tiny little victory every time.

Ugh, I am so sorry that was your mom's reaction. People can be well-meaning but 100%, full out wrong.
Fuck that guy.

Well that escalated quickly, haha. Wow, lady.
You go ahead and have a great day.

I am not. I am a lady in a relationship with a man.
But even if I was in a relationship with another lady, my advice would be the same.

Happily coupled with a great partner who is both attractive and amazingly intelligent and kind? I think my results are pretty fantastic, so I will keep doing exactly what I have been doing, thanks. :)

How has she not heard that?! I've been hearing it since high school, and it's the one line that I absolutely do no understand, at all. I think tweeking it like that is geniuis. Go forth and copulate!

I think I love you a little bit.

Mistah boosh, do not listen to that Riusaki guy. He is full of shit. Some friendly advice from a lady: the friend zone does not exist, alpha and beta do not exist. You get dates by asking out people who want to date you, plain and simple.
Women aren't a lumped group that share intrinsic traits any more than men…