“hell, what did I pay for?”

Linclon just wanted to be noticed, after 3 consecutve years of not seeing anyone at their autoshow booth. And figured no better way than to steal some thunder from the hottest SUV, the Tesla Model X. Of course that navigator wont make it to production, partly because nobody has 35 foot cielings in their garage.

the man responsible:

I was behind a 3 pedal Accord, going about 70 MPH in steady traffic. Said Accord disgorged the contents of its gearbox about 200 feet in front of me. I saw gears bouncing off of the road and narrowly missing my windshield. It was that moment that I decided that, perhaps, Honda has lost that quality edge.

How about more space, a nicer interior and better ride for the same sort of money? Finally, Volvo is up there.

Indeed. I <3 Team Jalopnik.

CP, once the tinworm starts may as well sell for parts, outside of the desert this thing will be swiss cheese in a year.

The one good thing about when my 4runner was stolen and crashed into a tree is that the perp left an imprint of his face in the windshield.

Hope this counts:

It’s probably better for them and my car than hitting them because I can’t see out of a frosted-over windshield.....

Official That Guy comment of the day.

it’s gotta be a paradise to be living that close to a perpetual parts bin of jeeps!

Yes, when a cat is that big, it doesn’t matter what the cat’s intention is, whether it is playing or not. It can do some serious damage or kill you. Sometimes its instincts just take over.

I can only imagine that the UZJ200 chassis would be a nice place to be, especially on long drives. The Land Cruiser currently sold here in the States is super-lux, but pushing $90k. For a country club cruiser, it is also very capable off road. I have ridden in almost all Land Cruisers, except for this generation. I’m…

Well, you could get a Toyota instead and have about $5,000 left over.

Crud. I’ll bet there was perfectly good beer in those coolers.

Not sure if parody account.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150504… Ask and you shall receive.

Their job, which would pay a little money, would be to keep their mirror properly aligned all day.