The MCU would have to add Wonder Woman, Spawn, Lady Death, Speed Racer, and Steve Urkel to be on par with all the rival studio characters in SSBU.

“Wow, this Sharpie thing is great! Simple, effective, understated, and inexpensive. I’ve got a great TrumpCo business idea. Have them turn it into the exact opposite!”

“Just sayin'."

The Glock 17/19 9mm is far more popular, unless Ms. Gun Expert is using “AR-15" as a catch-all term for semi-automatic rifles based on the original Armalite design in every caliber from 5.56mm to .300 Blackout to .50 Beowulf and made by everyone from Colt to Noveske to H&K to Ruger.

He’s literally the stupidest President in history, and it’s morbidly amusing watching him learn about something that most children are aware of for the first time.

Being raised by a slumlord Klansman asshole like Fred Trump probably meant Donald had a very, very slim chance of being a decent person, so I can understand the pity.

Seeing a screen name ending in 88? Let’s play “31 or Nazi?”

Bill Finger to Bob Kane, regarding Batman.  Kane’s Batman was a fucking dumpster fire that would have been a guy in red tights and a domino mask flapping around on wings until Bill Finger rescued it.

I think a better question would be, “does anyone give a shit about anything Spawn-related that is from after 2003?”

Especially since Angela is now property of Marvel.

The MyPilllow company is run by a Trump-sucking creep.

Fun fact: Our brigade had just gotten back from Iraq when the latest Marvel movie dropped. So of course the theater right off base was packed with sunburned soldiers who spent the last 15 months watching bootleg DVDs on portable players.

The Mentors called it “rape-rock” back in their day.

Liberals can laugh at themselves. Jon Stewart usually did his “whiny New York liberal” impression at least once per episode. Patton Oswalt had a great bit about dumb left-wing protest stunts. David Cross’s entire run as Tobias Fünke.

So did G.L.O.W. !

It reminds me of that rich little shit and his “Affluenza Defense” where he was spoiled to the point he didn’t know right from wrong.

Well, shouldn’t a poor kid from a broken home get off because their parents were never around to teach them right from wrong as well?

...and a Puerto Rican woman to go back to the United States.

Is it more coherent than his screeching tantrum for black audiences to stop enjoying Black Panther?

It’s a Throwing Anus!

It's NewsMax.  It's for people who think Fox News is too liberal.

Conservative humor is just plain bad when they try something other than punching down on minorities.