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General James Mattis never has said, “Kill ‘em all.” The phrase, when doing counter-insurgency operations in Iraq was, “Be Polite. Be Professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.” A PLAN. It was a simple phrase for his Marines to be prepared for an ambush or suicide bomber that could be posing as any Iraqi

Pb for all those tasty lead paint chips.

Well, he went and fucked Stormy Daniels right after Melania gave birth to Barron.

He inherited $2.1 billion from his father, and turned it into, at best, $700 million.

I think bikers were more intimidating then.

Fun fact, his canon full name is Zhariff Lobo. Yes, pronounced exactly the way you’re thinking.

I’m frankly surprised one of the more edgelord fashion brands hasn’t already put a transwoman with a prominent bulge on a Times Square billboard.

As soon as it becomes socially acceptable for straight men to openly admit their attraction to pre-op transwomen, I have no doubt ads like this will pop up in reality alongside ads with CIS women with big tits.

My grandfather somehow scored a heavily discounted life membership for a nominal fee in the 1950s through some veterans’ group, probably the VFW.

A lot of creepy guys got obsessed with Natalie Portman when she starred in "The Professional" at age 13.

Yeah, I remember how the family of a U.S. Army Green Beret killed in Niger were stunned by how awful his behavior was during the condolence call.

Everest actually has a Rainbow Valley, so named for the fact it’s littered with frozen corpses in brightly colored parkas.

Not sure if this is true, but I recall hearing that Pepper Potts was originally going to be Iron Maiden, but Marvel changed it to Rescue due to a similar legal threat.

Any suggestions for a new song other than the completely bizarre choice of “Gangsta’s Paradise?” I mean, it’s a trailer for a kid’s movie, so something on-the-nose like Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55,” or “Radar Love.”

Wishing anyone a "happy" Memorial Day is pretty fucking weird.

Well, they're both assholes who went to USC.

I remember when this story broke, it came out O.J.’s trademark application for some stupid thing she came up was rejected. Because it was so poorly written the trademark office had no idea what the fuck she was trying to say.

The younger ones probably think she’s a Magical Fuck Machine right out of a Hentai porno.