Please copy & paste the portion of the comment you replied to where I mentioned pardons, or the prisoner even leaving the prison alive.

If you insist on the argument that the phrasing is misleading, “death recorded” could mean a record of any death of a prisoner while in custody of the state. Illness, accident, natural causes, murdered by another prisoner, shot while trying to escape, etc..

Some more foreshadowing would have been nice. Like he’s about to lose the pod race and uses Force telekinesis to discreetly sabotage the engines on the pod in front of him, maybe even accidentally killing the driver.

Sure.  She told him all those news stories of starring in The Phantom Menace while she was still in high school were Fake News.

“Well, shoot, she said she was 18.  Every online bio said she was 18 in 1999.  She was a freshman at Harvard at the time when 99.99% of freshmen are 18. It was a big news story at the time she missed the premier of The Phantom Menace to graduate high school shortly before that, and I’m writing a book to be published…

I never understood why the prequels weren’t basically a dark reflection of Luke’s journey from teenage farmboy to Jedi Master.

It was the name of Sofia Coppola’s clothing line, and I wondered if it was a passive-aggressive dig at his extreme veganism.

I have had literally one liberal friend post an Onion or other parody news site story as real, and it was some silly parody of celebrities buying ridiculously stupid shit.

He’s always been paranoid to the point it’s a psychological disorder.

His own handlers admitted his obsession with his stupid fucking wall came from a trick to help him remember to bring up immigration, which plays well with his racist base.

My own platoon sergeant had a saying, “these people would eat ten pounds of shit if there was a slight chance a liberal might have to smell their breath.”

I mean, you're dealing with grown-ass men who don't realize the absurdity of, "if these women won't date such a Nice Guy like me, I guess I'll just have to murder them."

I get sleepy and recite pointless Star Trek and comic book trivia.

I have a cousin who is a mechanical genius, who can turn anything with four wheels into a championship race car.

IIRC, he had so many hushed-up malpractice suits that he was “promoted” out of the operating room and into motivational speaker.

She’s basically a successful Rebecca Black.

My girlfriend has a name for those dudes. SNAGs. Sensitive New Age Guys. They’re always more outraged about someone eating a steak than women being sexually assaulted.

Does Castlevania II still have the same terrible translation?

One of the supporters is an OB-GYN who became a state senator specifically to overturn malpractice laws.

President Obama had him thrown out of the Army.