He couldn’t even NOT fuck up, “stand and look serious” on Veterans’ Day.
A black man would have never even won the primary if he had five kids from three baby mommas and five bankruptcies.
It’s not a risk if you’re too stupid or too lazy to really grasp the possible worst-case consequences of your decision.
He mangles the language so badly it’s usually hard to tell what he means, but I gathered he meant he felt seven was too old to still believe in Santa Claus.
Who uses “marginal” when talking to a seven-year-old?
A UC Davis alumna friend said the “lesser” UCs have a relatively low acceptance rating for out-of-state applicants. They pride themselves as, “a UC school for Californians,” which is a dig at UCLA and UC Berkeley being coveted schools all around the world.
Marwencol came from Mark-Wendy-Colleen.
Feel better after that whine, princess?
At our Army division’s holiday ball, I ended up in a back office getting a mediocre blowjob from a drunk captain.
Later, before we deployed overseas, my recon battalion was assigned to give a two-week crash course in basic infantry tactics to support units. She was their company commander.
He has openly admitted he borrowed the moves after an afternoon of watching MTV and VH1 looking for bad choreography in music videos, so that may complicate things.
He’s almost a decade younger than I am, but looks older than my older brother.
I remember a woman I dated telling me about how her great-uncle died suddenly. He was a funny, goofy guy who never married or had kids. Never did drunks, might have had some loaded eggnog at Christmas and a glass of Scotch on his birthday. Never got so much as a parking ticket.
When I was in Iraq, my unit got sent a bunch of care packages from random organizations.
I started to get slightly woozy from the Red Dead Redemption II mission where Arthur and Lennie get drunk at a bar in Valentine, and the player experiences Arthur’s Drunk-O-Vision.
It was some random loon that showed up to Chris Kyle’s idiotic “charity,” where he takes veterans with severe PTSD to a shooting range as some half-baked “therapy,” to desensitize them to the sound of gunfire, which was roundly criticized by the VA and the military mental health care system.
The idiotic American Sniper movie, which completely omitted how Chris Kyle was an insane conspiracy theorist, pathological liar, virulent racist, and whose unabashed love of killing disturbed even his fellow Navy SEALs.
There was a Maniac Mansion TV show back in the day, on some obscure cable channel.