I could see Channing Tatum doing his 21 Jump Street thing, where he shows up to a modern high school thinking that being a bullying jock driving a 70s muscle car is still the epitome of cool.

I remember my older brother found Raiders of the Lost Ark at a garage sale, without the manual. It was still relatively new, so he couldn’t believe his luck.

Is that his attempt at “Feminist Porn” that just ends up trashing every adult film actress that doesn’t look exactly like his Manic Pixie Dream Girl With An Extremely Minor Physical Flaw That His Ability To Look Past Makes Him A Nice Guy?

Two men in Portland who died protecting two Muslim girls from a violent Alt-Righter, and a black Army lieutenant who was murdered by another emboldened Alt-Righter.

You really can’t underestimate how shallow, dumb, immature, petulant, and self-absorbed Trump is.

I bet it’s David Duke in a fake mustache.

“I just flunked out the Army, I have a minimum wage job as a grocery store security guard...Hmm, better drop a shitload on a late-model Dodge Challenger.

So Irwin Mainway works for Bethesda now?

His stupid 1980s Power Tie is so embarrassing.

Not gonna lie, I’d love to see someone actually pull this off.

Yeah, IIRC, during the storyline where Doctor Octopus is possessing Spider-Man’s body, the first time he fights someone as SM, he inadvertently absolutely mutilates the guy, and realizes with horror that SM could have easily killed him at any time.

It seems like old people with dementia tend to latch on to something like a hungry pit bull when it’s one of the very few new ideas that actually stick in their brain.

It would probably look like when Mitch McConnell was trying to look tough by brandishing a rifle at a rally. He looked about as comfortable as Ellen DeGeneres holding a penis.

She also stated that the clothes that Charlie Kirk (a whiny blogger who runs a Young Republican PAC financed entirely by his Sugar Daddies in the GOP old guard, and has never worked a day in his life) was so fixated on, were loaners from the agency.

It’s like watching Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez constantly shift from being too poor, to not poor enough.

The British Navy officer put in charge of charting the island was a really creep, too. Spent most of his time obsessively measuring the boys’ penises.

I’m still baffled why he chose Xhosa as his back-up language after English didn’t work.

His previous journal entry mentioned he tried English and Xhosa. Yes, the language of native South Africans 9,000 kilometers away.

The language spoken by the Sentinel Islanders has never been translated. Not even into basic phrases. They obviously don’t speak a word of English.

The islanders have absolutely no immunity at all to outside diseases. Shooting him dead as soon as he set foot on the beach is basically self-defense.