What the hell is up with the guy in the blue blazer, salmon slacks, and lime tie?!?

(4) Button his jacket when he’s standing.  (5)  Lose the corny-ass 80s “power ties.”

I’m in the military, and we have photos of all the leadership, from the battalion commander up to the President.

I remember one of the Tom Clancy film adaptations with Harrison Ford. The President’s best friend was just found out to be a massive drug smuggler. All of the blow-dried advisers tell him to trot run this exact stupid playbook that he barely knew the guy when they go back decades.

Some sort of bargaining:

They’ll spin it that they didn’t force her to get an abortion.

I’d wear that shit like Mayor Quimby’s MAYOR sash.

Wikipedia says he was a U.S. Secret Service agent, which works for the time period.  

Everything in the trailers has been done and done better by Meet The Feebles, Robot Chicken, and even Greg The Bunny.

Bad thing. Even before it became a creepy MRA thing, it sounded just ignorant.

He’s too arrogant. I see Papa John going John List.

Yeah, I remember when Papa John’s first expanded into my neighborhood. It wasn’t bad. Not worth paying full price, but we’d grab a pizza if there was a special or a coupon. We assumed it was some old Italian guy running it.

He also sunk a ton into his car collection and hideous white trash castle.

“Female” instead of woman or girl.

“Healthy people handling your food will cost you an extra 13 cents!”

Someone did the math.  It was like one every 2.7 days for seven years straight.

And he and his asshole wife were still taking like eight vacations a year!

Seriously. Their household was pulling in over $200k and he needed to scam a pair of fucking Jams.

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