This was a fascinating read. I was surprised the most by Ramona’s willingness to say that BLM, and by the fact that Vicki “I talk about how wealthy I am INCESSANTLY” Gunvalson is only* worth 7 million bucks.

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

“Rita Ora”

I sort of understand why actual royalty has this kind of ridiculous pomp and days-!ong events. But regular people? The narcissism and self-absorbtion is unbelievable.

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

I’m the youngest of a multiple children. Despite the fact we age at the same rate, I’ll always be the baby who needs taking care of even though I’ve loaned money to all my siblings at one time or another. Even though I’m in my 40s with a family and career, my sister will explode about once a year and yell at me to get…

I can only imagine that perhaps this happened at Topolobampo, in Chicago, which I think is one of their favorite restaurants.  Having eaten there once, I am also willing to believe that my wife and I sat in the exact same seats.  This is not scientific, do not dispute my delusion.  

I’m just so grateful to see a Netflix movie that FINALLY reflects my own personal experience.

As good as Hitchcock’s film was, at least now this take can hopefully use Maxim’s actual circumstances during his confrontation with Rebecca, which in my opinion is absolutely necessary to his character.

As for Lily James, I haven’t seen her in anything before, which is exactly what the role requires.

OMG OMG Have Helen Mirren play Mrs. Danvers and have the story from her point of view???? It makes perfect sense!

Obviously I don’t really care, because Melania sucks, but I wonder if she and her staff are being treated with the same respect as previous FLOTUS’. It seems they’re not, which is fine because all of these people deserve to be miserable. 

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girl” and not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…

IDK Mauricio is a fox.

As far as RHOBH go, Lisa Rinna has the best husband.  I say this knowing nothing about the women or the husbands on that show, having never watched. Rather, I say it with confidence because I see Harry Hamlin all the time here in the neighborhood and: Whoa, Zaddy! Even finer in person than on screen.

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

This took place three years ago when my now-6 year old daughter was turning 3, and made her famous (infamous?) at my hair salon.

If you had your own room, and your aunt and uncle had a room, did your parent’s sleep in the living room? Also why would any functioning adult ask a six year old to go look so a man that had a history of suicide attempts? This is really the scariest part of the story.