Come on, Keira. I thought we were better than this.

Yeah, the vitriol toward Middleton personally seems misplaced. Kate Middleton has very little freedom here. She doesn’t get to refuse to publicly perform pregnancy and motherhood. Of course Kate Middleton doesn’t present a realistic image; being a perfect princess is like her entire goddamned job. 

Keira is a world renowned movie star if she feels there are people out there over the age of twelve who still think giving birth is a walk in the park she can feel free to leave the hospital and let the paps snap her looking any way she pleases.

Misha Barton inspires such an odd mixture of irritation and pity. In my mind she’s a less (formerly) successful and less (currently) interesting version of Lindsay Lohan.

i LOVED kid nation

Can we have a movie about HER instead??

Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

LISTEN Jez.

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)

Personally, I don’t think anyone is “virgin shaming” (this is a thing now?) Like Corinne, I think he’s lying through his caps.

Kristin Cavallari - 500 Days of Kristin may have given me serious PTSD. This is completely rational. 

I like Kristen Wiig, but I did read gossip once that she was mean to John Goodman when he approached her to compliment her at some award show, and that was very disturbing to me, because who could possibly be mean to John Goodman?

I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is. 

None of my hatreds are irrational. THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID!

I’m lazy—I just hover over the link and see what the URL that pops up at the bottom say. 9 times out of 10 the gist of the story is in the link address and I don’t have to click on it.

Raise your hand if the theme song is stuck in your head now. 

That man is as handsome as he is talented.

The sequel to My Date With the President’s Daughter is really fucking weird, you guys!

I am third-generation Single Mom.  And I’ll raise eighty more kids on my own than be forced to co-parent with Duckling’s biological dad because some actor says it’s the right thing to do.

I highly recommend that everyone go follow Kate Beckinsale on IG. She is a delight.